actual stages of shipping

stage 1: aww hey theyd be cute together mannn what if they kissed that would be so rad ///u///
stage 2: what if they..... maDE OUT. what if they FUCKED
stage 4: ok but what if they talked about their feelings? what if one of them got hurt and the other one got worried and THEN they fucked wouldn't that be grand
stage 5: aw shit can u imagine them getting married aw shit good shit gOOD SHIT
stage 6: kill them. kill one of them. kill the other one. give one of them permanent amnesia. make one have to kill the other. have them fuck and then feel horrible about it. have them ONLY fuck and nothing else. give one of them alzheimer's. muRD E R TH EM
stage 7: wouldnt *sniff* wouldnt it be nice to *snuffle* to see them *blows into a tissue* see them h a p p y
  1. super-sentai-fan сказал(а): And rockman.exe and roll, GeoXSonia or GeoXLuna. Also, that is too true, specifically stage 2.@pyro-madder
  2. super-sentai-fan сказал(а): The only ship that I know is canon and is nice to see, is lan and maylu as after battle network 6, they get married.
  3. enby-cloud-thing сказал(а): im constantly at stage 7 because of that ONE GerIta fic… (Auf Wiedersehen, sweetheart) because it HURT. And now every time I start shipping something new I go “they should fuck” then make up angsty scenarios, cry and go “they should be happy right? :(”
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